“All that talk about the power of friendship,” the antagonist murmured, as they circled the protagonist. “And it never even occurred to you that perhaps your enemies might have friends too, did it? How arrogant a thing, you are…”
“We invite the children of same-sex couples to listen,” said the radio announcer. “We invite the children of different-sex couples to listen. We do NOT invite the Children of the Corn to listen.”
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” a different voice cut in. “Some of our best friends are…” *realized what he was saying was ridiculous* “… corn.”
that’s just how living in the mid west be
Where were you OP? I think I may want to plan a vacation there.
Broke: DnD bards cast magic by creating music and how well they play affects the strength of the magic
Woke: Bards have no inherent magic and rely on their high charisma to convince people of things, which in time evolved into a social status akin to Discworld witches where people believe whatever they say to the extent that it affects them as if it were real magic
A bard casting high level magic is effectively them telling the universe itself “no see things are actually like this” and the universe BELIEVES THEM
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