kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time

abookofcreatures:

bundyspooks:

Gouldian Finch chicks are born with phosphorescent beads around their mouths which glow in the dark. This helps their parent’s to feed them in the pitch black.

Top 10 Dinosaur Features That Will Never Fossilize

sorrynotsorrybi:

Bi women aren’t secretly straight. Bi men aren’t secretly gay.

onegianthand:

Talking dog in a banana costume

dankmemeuniversity:

mapsontheweb:

New York City Marathon.

tenoko1:

tiwaztyrsfist:

theghostknight:

People keep saying that Detective Pikachu is going to have the obligatory almost-swear-but-cut-away-last-second joke, and it almost certainly is going to do that

But I can’t stop thinking about the fact that the movie IS PG-13

Meaning they can get away with saying fuck once and keep it PG-13

Reverse cut-a-way.

Detective Pikachu is in a room with normal humans who can’t understand him. He stubs his toe really hard.

We get like 30 seconds of very loud angry “Pi pika pika pipipika kakapika pipi-” then the main character walks in and we just hear the deep detective pikachu voice go “-FUCK!”

It’s Ryan Reynolds.

Obviously Pikachu is going to drop the F-bomb.

mapsontheweb:

Cannabis Laws in the USA.

expcake:

lordpaafington:

pokemon-i-choose-you:

Excuse me?

pika pika, shitlips