cafeconcanela:

Ask me: FANDOM EDITION

  • A – Your current OTP
  • B – A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
  • C – A pairing you have never liked and probably never will
  • D – A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t
  • E – Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
  • F – What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom
  • G – Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it
  • H – Do you prefer characters from real action series or anime series
  • I – Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why
  • J – Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr
  • K – How do you feel about the other people in your current fandom
  • L – Your favorite fanartist/author gives you one request, what do you ask for
  • M – Your favorite fanart or fanartist
  • N – Your favorite fanfiction or fanauthor
  • O – Choose a song at random, which OTP does it remind you of
  • P – Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)
  • Q – A ship you’ve abandoned and why
  • R – A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships
  • S – Show us an example of your personal headcanon
  • T – If you mostly have homoships, do you have any heteroships
  • U – If you mostly have heteroships, do you have any homoships
  • V – Are you one of those fans who can’t watch anything without shipping
  • W – 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms
  • X – 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms
  • Y – A fandom you’re in but have no ships from
  • Z – Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go

cafeconcanela:

Ask me: FANDOM EDITION

  • A – Your current OTP
  • B – A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
  • C – A pairing you have never liked and probably never will
  • D – A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t
  • E – Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
  • F – What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom
  • G – Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it
  • H – Do you prefer characters from real action series or anime series
  • I – Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why
  • J – Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr
  • K – How do you feel about the other people in your current fandom
  • L – Your favorite fanartist/author gives you one request, what do you ask for
  • M – Your favorite fanart or fanartist
  • N – Your favorite fanfiction or fanauthor
  • O – Choose a song at random, which OTP does it remind you of
  • P – Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)
  • Q – A ship you’ve abandoned and why
  • R – A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships
  • S – Show us an example of your personal headcanon
  • T – If you mostly have homoships, do you have any heteroships
  • U – If you mostly have heteroships, do you have any homoships
  • V – Are you one of those fans who can’t watch anything without shipping
  • W – 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms
  • X – 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms
  • Y – A fandom you’re in but have no ships from
  • Z – Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go

Eddie Redmayne concedes that he gave “a pretty bad performance” in Jupiter Ascending

bemusedlybespectacled:

evilroachindustrial:

bemusedlybespectacled:

fuckyeahjupiterascending:

“My character had had his larynx ripped out by this wolf man, and so I made the slightly bold choice—which I thought was right—of talking like this,” Redmayne says, putting on the breathy, choked affectation he uses throughout the film. He adds that at the time he thought the voice suited the costume and elaborate sci-fi world of the film, but in retrospect can see that it may have been a bit much. “I won a prize for it for the worst performance of the year,” Redmayne adds, referring to his 2016 Razzie award for Worst Supporting Actor. “So, yeah, it was a pretty bad performance by all accounts.”

Eddie, sweetie – you’re breaking my heart. You’ve got to ignore the basics. You’ve got to know that you gave a tremendously OTT and dialled up performance in a tremendously OTT and dialled up film (which I continue to love from the depths of my being). You gave no fucks and threw yourself into it, and because of that people love your performance. I can confidently guarantee that you gave the best performance as a vocally impaired intergalactic overlord with monumental mother issues and stomping lizard servants ever committed to film. Own it!

okay but we’re ignoring the most important part of this interview

“My character had had his larynx ripped out by this wolf man, and so I made the slightly bold choice—which I thought was right—of talking like this,” Redmayne says, putting on the breathy, choked affectation he uses throughout the film.

THE ENTITLED WHOSE THROAT CAINE RIPPED OUT WAS BALEM THE WHOLE TIME

LONGTIME CONSPIRACY THEORY #CONFIRMED FUCK YEAH

D-Did they ever say in the movie that Redmayne’s character had had his throat ripped out in the backstory?

Cause I feel like that voice/performance immediately becomes less bizarre once you fill in that particular detail.

okay so you’ve unlocked one of my top five special interests just be aware

so jupiter ascending actually goes hard on the infodumping (which is why I get really annoyed by criticism that it’s hard to follow – if anything, the criticism should be that too much is explained and not enough is left to the audience), but there is one thing that’s never fully resolved (but it’s not plot relevant so it’s not the biggest deal)

anyway, this is what we know about caine:

  • he was born genetically defective and was sold to the Skyjackers (like, Space Air Force? with rocket boots and angel wings?) by his creator for cheap
  • he managed to rise to be a great Skyjacker anyway, despite his genetic deficiency
  • ~something~ happened where he ripped the throat out of an Entitled. WHY he did it or WHO the Entitled was is never explained in canon.
  • he himself has no idea why he randomly went berserk and tried to kill someone, but everyone blamed it on his genetic defects and he believes them
  • his belief in his own inferiority and inherently violent nature is why he tries to avoid a relationship with jupiter. this is the context for the “I have more in common with a dog than I do with you”/ “I love dogs, I’ve always loved dogs” scene and THAT’S WHY IT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE IN THE TEXT, FOLKS
    • also there’s that whole romantic scene after jupiter becomes an entitled where she’s like “so I’m an entitled now, does that mean you want to bite me?” and caine’s like “uhhh no? ….actually maybe” and she’s like “go ahead 😉 😉 ;)”
  • for this he was stripped of his angel wings and exiled to a hostile prison colony planet until the events of the movie

so the fan theory for a long time was that balem was the entitled who caine attacked, and there’s an extension of that fan theory where one of his siblings – either kalique or titus, probably kalique because she’s way smarter – somehow mind-controlled or otherwise forced caine to attack balem as an assassination attempt, which is why he doesn’t remember why he did it

but ultimately it doesn’t actually matter to the plot? so it’s not a bad thing that it’s never resolved. but FAN THEORY #CONFIRMED.

Eddie Redmayne concedes that he gave “a pretty bad performance” in Jupiter Ascending