*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower
is this John Green?
y’all really are dumb enough to not realize his books are satire arent you
i read his books??? and enjoy them??? wdym??
i didnt say you didnt read them i said you were too dumb to realize theyre satirical and here you are announcing to the world that thats true 😂
lol okay, most people dont though. are you really that triggered? yikes. also do you have anything on him talking about how it’s satire? bc id like to see that since i’ve never heard anyone say that before
did you just completely unironically say both “triggered” and “yikes” …
i’m assuming since you aren’t putting any sources or any quotes from him saying that, then it must be some while conspiracy theory you made up… it’s a cool one though! i would just suggest adding more details to back it up next time, but besides that the theory is pretty nice
if you somehow read paper towns and didnt get that it was mocking the manic pixie girl trope you truly are the dumbest person alive
well that’s just your opinion. guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree 😔
here is an interview with john green in which he describes how the entire point of paper towns is to satirize the male gaze, since you apparently cannot use a search engine
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