langernameohnebedeutung:

much-ado-about-mothing:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

Norse mythology fails to convey the sense of terror that must have hung over Asgard every time Loki was gone for longer than eight months and three weeks

#okay but imagine the betting pool#is it gonna be half undead?#horse with too many legs?#a giant fuck off snake?#who knows! ( @much-ado-about-mothing​)

Loki, holding up the newest baby Lion King-style: IT’S!!!!! A WOLF!!!”

underneath the rock: *dozens of creatures from all over Nine Realms muttering quietly, exchanging money*

# (NEW BET ON HOW BIG IT’LL GROW # AFTER JÖRMUNGANDR THERE ARE FEW LIMITS # ) (@langernameohnebedeutung)

Idunn, reading Loki’s latest birth announcement: Loki is having a party tonight for his new son, Vali

Thor: You mean, giant snake?

Idunn: No, it just says son.

Freya: Certainly you mean his new foal.

Odin: Or his pup?

Tyr: Half-corpse child?

Idunn: Just…son.

Odin: That’s just weird.

Frigg: *smirking and counting her winnings*

This is valid and also Loki sitting the twins down when they’re older like: “You won’t bring about the end of this world but pls always remember that I still love you!” 🙂