hot mess: aries, LIBRA, scorpio, capricorn
chill mess: taurus, GEMINI, aquarius, pisces
just a mess lmao: cancer, leo, VIRGO, sagittarius
Tag: pisces
if ur lgbt reblog this with ur sexuality, zodiac sign, and whether you prefer cake batter, brownie batter, or cookie dough
hey! tag your sign and the emotion that is most likely to make you cry! mine is frustration
signs as psat 2018 references
aries: jakowski, a marine biologist who collected a vast range of data that attributes cope’s rule to the natural human tendency to extremities
taurus: a bottle nose dolphin, recognizing the signature call of a peer that has been lost from the pod for 20 years
gemini: a cam plant that minimizes photorespiration by leaving stomata in the leaves shut during the day
cancer: kate russett, who facilitated artwork that concludes the bayeux tapestry with william the conqueror’s coronation
leo: dave, a london carpenter teaching a young immigrant the jargon of his trade, which he relates the significance of to a chinese proverb
virgo: a mollusk in the cambrian era with genes that give it advantages in species diversification
libra: a devoted consumer who, despite not buying the product, gave it a meager one star review because it was imported
scorpio: one of the participants in a movie genre preference survey, who answered as part of the 6% who favored sci-fi
sagittarius: a bird flying directly above the highest point of a baseball’s projectile motion
capricorn: a mother who finds ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ degrading to the duties of family which bind it together
aquarius: edward the confessor, who was shown sitting regally on the throne at the beginning of the original bayeux tapestry
pisces: a person going to the beach in nigeria on a nice 25 degree celsius day, noticing that there were far more people last week when it was 30 degrees
manic pixie dream girl: aries, saggitarius, virgo, libra
apathetic goblin delusion woman: gemini, leo, aquarius, scorpio
emotional nymph hallucination lady: pisces, taurus, capricorn, cancer
hey guys im curious, tag yall’s star sign, hogwarts house, and what you’re currently studying/wish to study. I’ll start I’m libra, a Ravenclaw, and I study Performing Arts.
Libra, Gryffindor, Astronomy, Botany and Math.
Gemini, Slytherin and Zoology
Scorpio, Hufflepuff, Veterinary Medicine
not taking constructive criticism because nothing can improve this
The Signs as Studio Ghibli Quotes
Aries: “Sometimes you have to fight for the things that are worth fighting for.” – The Secret World of Arrietty
Taurus: “Once you’ve met someone you never really forget them.” –Spirited Away
Gemini: “Everybody, try laughing. Then whatever scares you will go away!” – My Neighbor Totoro
Cancer: “A heart’s a heavy burden.” – Howl’s Moving Castle
Leo: “Just follow your heart and keep smiling.” – Kiki’s Flying Delivery Service
Virgo: “There’s not future for people who worship the future and forget the past.” – From Up on Poppy Hill
Libra:
“Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear.” –The Cat Returns
Scorpio:
“They say that the best blaze burns brightest when circumstances are at their worst.” –Howl’s Moving Castle
Sagittarius: “We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy.” – Kiki’s Flying Delivery Service
Capricorn: “Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still you find reasons to keep on living.” – Princess Mononoke
Aquarius:
“It’s funny how you wake up each day and never really know if it’ll be one that will change your life forever.” – The Secret World of Arrietty
Pisces: “No matter how many weapons you have, no matter how great your technology might be, the world cannot live without love!” – Castle in the Sky
Says they’re patient and they are: Sagittarius, Virgo, Libra
Says they’re patient and they’re not: Aries, Cancer, Aquarius
Says they’re not patient and they are: Taurus, Pisces, Gemini
Says they’re not patient and they’re not: Capricorn, Scorpio, Leo
Aquarius ain’t patient AT ALL😂😂😂😂
