tag yourself im 5

yeeeem:

girls in movies: ripping people to shreds with their teeth. traveling in swarms, protecting ancient rivers filled with treasure and danger

girls irl: swimming peacefully, might nibble you if you’re a bastard

ah fuck. it seems I’ve gotten girls and piranhas mixed up again.

cuddlepuddlezz:

ofwelshkings:

are you an oversized sweater bisexual or an oversized flannel shirt bisexual

stop trying to make bisexuals choose things

Kevin Is A Place On Earth

swarnpert:

mapsontheweb:

If you dump a glass of water on the ground, where does it go?

jotun-philosopher:

Neil Gaiman: “I was grateful for the comma”

fairymonger:

fairymonger:

“can men and women be just friends?”

yeah if you dont socialize boys from birth to only see women as sex partners/objects and normalize healthy non-sexual/romantic friendships between men and women

BITCH THIS WAS A READ

ywg:

fox-in-the-wheat:

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

drakkn:

drakkn:

theres a guy in my asian art hist. class who is visually the epitome of a redneck stereotype except hes an art history major and is very clearly passiomate about it

imagine a bowlegged white guy with a beard wearing flannel, a belt buckle, and cowboy boots talk about the intricacies of a hindu temple in sri lanka. this is the future liberals want

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