Max Armenta's Archive

junkrat-the-junker-rat:

diabeticlesbian:

Edie & Thea: A Very Long Engagement dir. Susan Muska and Gréta Ólafsdottir (2009)

I can’t believe that even when the first date ends with passionate lesbian makeouts it still takes them two years of being best friends before they admit they’re dating

crabcakez:

lord-kitschener:

m-tski:

tilthat:

TIL the stethoscope was invented because a French doctor felt uncomfortable placing his face on a younger woman’s chest.

via reddit.com

THE Absolute gentleman

Supreme woman respecter

call this device my woman respecter 3000

dankmemeuniversity:

thorsbian:

thorsbian:

Honestly i know michael bay is a sentient toilet but the original transformers has so many underrated, funny scenes

Cinematic Masterpiece

elodieunderglass:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

whitepeopletwitter:

Jurassic Congress

the oldest millennials are 35. We’re also eligible for the Senate and the White House too.

“given my understanding of linear time”

transpunkspacejunk:

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.

cyberlink420:

jwblogofrandomness:

officialloislane:

kyleraynxr:

marsincharge:

angel-baez:

What the fuck

I cannot believe….

y’all are messing with the nature of things!!!

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

joanielspeak:

jenny-hanniver:

being-john-malkobitch:

Every book in the History of Literature summed up in a single sentence

I ugly-laughed at several of these.

I CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING. FUCKING. CHRIST.

ENDING ON … I can’t even say it …

MARRIAGE IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT AND SO ARE CLOCKS.

horsecrisis:

this is so fucking funny to me (credit @havocs)

drownedinlight:

fuckboi: so you like batman

me: yeah, but not the way you like batman

fuckboi: what

me: i like that batman is a mess of a person and has like 7 kids and loves them all and respects women