Max Armenta's Archive

electricpentacle:

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

sandandglass:

Yuriko Kotani / Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

whyyoustabbedme:

whyyoustabbedme:

If cops can be so twitchy and easy to provoke, maybe they shouldn’t hold heavy firearms???

teamputvedev:

Joyce Fienberg, 75

Richard Gottfried, 65

Rose Mallinger, 97

Jerry Rabinowitz, 66

Cecil Rosenthal, 59

David Rosenthal, 54

Bernice Simon, 84

Sylvan Simon, 86

Daniel Stein, 71

Melvin Wax, 88

Irving Younger, 69

May their memories be a blessing.

history-and-stuff-and-things:

mursejesse:

silent-calling:

niggazinmoscow:

cheat code

… Okay that’s actually kind of clever.

Other pro-tip; before you save as PDF, change the font size to 1 so it takes up as little space as possible and doesn’t make any unsightly text gaps.

Advanced level: put it in a text box behind your actual text and it won’t be visible at all.

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

shejla24:

bunabi:

gotta do it to ‘em all

sneasels:

goodtigerclaw:

sneasels:

my body physically can not handle seeing “I don’t acknowledge any Pokémon past the original 151” like,,, not only are you not allowed to have an opinion ever again, but you are clearly the most boring type of person

once you get to mew no other pokemon matters anymore