kentucky-fried-bucky:

ironlocked:

venom.

  • 31% on Rotten Tomatoes
  • 35% on Metacritic
  • 2/5 on Empire
  • 1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone
  • “a massively overqualified cast”
  • “What went wrong? Everything, actually.”
  • “No one has to fake a bad review of this”
  • “The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”

Also:

  • 95% of Google users liked it
  • 89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it
  • The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)
  • My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something

Critics: Who could possibly enjoy this disaster of a movie?

Op:

tamscribbles:

unsung hero of venom 2018: doctor dan lewis

the man who for once, in the entire history of movie boyfriends, does not give a shit that his girlfriend is within 100 yards of her ex, only that her ex is very ill and needs some tender loving care because wtf is that black space blob

teenvogue:

ICE Is Detaining Teens on Their 18th Birthdays

  • Immigration officers are handcuffing and jailing unaccompanied immigrant detainees on their 18th birthdays, according to a new report by The Miami New Times.
  • Unaccompanied minors who are under 18 have certain protections, like more comfortable living situations and connection to their families, that undocumented immigrants over 18 are not provided. 
  • According to Lisa Lehner, an attorney with Americans for Immigrant Justice, the detainees are immediately treated as adults once they reach 18. “When they turn 18, it’s basically, ‘Happy birthday,’ and then they slap on handcuffs and take them off to adult detention centers,” Lehner told the New Times.
  • Immigration agents reportedly place handcuffs on the newly adult detainees, chain their handcuffs to their waists, shackle their legs together, and drive them to immigration jails. There, the 18-year-olds are often put into cells with people twice their age, the New Times reported. 
  • Since April, ICE agents have done this to over a dozen 18-year-olds at the Homestead Temporary Shelter for Unaccompanied Children in Florida, according to the New Times’ report.

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umbraalraune:

64: Master Hand is just a child playing with his dolls it’s all an imaginative afternoon

Melee: The same thing except they’re action figures instead of dolls

Brawl: Master Hand is now God instead of a child but the fighters are still action figures I guess there are also rival dimensional gods like Tabuu

4: Master Hand and Crazy Hand are part of a whole godlike being and Master Core is the heart

Ultimate: Smash fighters are living people, not toys, who can die, and Master Hand and Crazy Hand are just two of many many many beings that serve as high sphere angels and a power source for a large eldritch god that makes Tabuu’s off waves look like a nerf gun