say-hey-im-gay:

Me, @ a media with gay characters: nice

Me, watching those characters get together as the media doesn’t use them for queer baiting: NICE

Me, watching those characters get married: *voice breaking* N I C E

bunny-butch:

aggressionbread:

Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”

“If you’re curious about an afterlife, die”

http://max-armentas-random-ramblings.tumblr.com/post/179949084061/audio_player_iframe/max-armentas-random-ramblings/tumblr_ozg7t4USHw1s2bvxh?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmax-armentas-random-ramblings%2F179949084061%2Ftumblr_ozg7t4USHw1s2bvxh

aleph-null-47:

beeshirt:

¯_(ツ)_/¯

when you die and go to hell this is what the devil plays while kicking your ass

sevdolo:

Why do you hate straight people

witchgays:

heres my paypal

i’ll answer your question when i recieve payment 🙂 thank you so much!

datarep:

The cost of each iPhone at launch, adjusted for inflation

rnyfh:

the greeks at the gates of troy

evipineschi:

The most recent shooting was less than an hour from where I live. I’m tired and I don’t have time for eloquence.

obviousplant:

Sounds delicious

dingdongyouarewrong:

chuck tingle, two time hugo award nominee and author of such erotica classics as ‘space raptor butt invasion’, ‘i’m gay for my living billionaire jet plane’, ‘bigfoot pirates haunt my balls’, and ‘there’s a bitcoin in my butt and he’s handsome’ just published a short story about the importance of consent and how it’s okay to have a loving relationship without sex if you want to???

that’s lovely on its own but it’s also called ‘not pounded in the butt by anything and that’s okay’, which is my favourite book title ever