a-magpie-witchling:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

The veil is thin here. It’s thin everywhere. Of course it’s fucking thin. Who ever heard of a thick veil? That shit’s lightweight, even sheer.

Like, shit, Agatha. There’s a reason they don’t call it “the down comforter between worlds”.

I CHOKED

prongsmydeer:

Say what you will about how Harry Potter increases in complexity and darkness as it progresses but I think JKR sets the tone of the series pretty well when she has Dumbledore play ding-dong-ditch with a baby in the first chapter

saintdrarry:

reblog if youre the kind of person that checks other ppl’s tags when they reblog ur stuff

firebirdeternal:

quasi-normalcy:

socialistexan:

justsomeantifas:

inkwellsandmagicspells:

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

yet again, incredible takes from Forbes

Who said the rich don’t need the poor to suffer in poverty so the rich get to exist in luxury……

Excuse me what the fuck is that headline

🙂 extreme poverty and death sure is convenient!!!!! – Forbes

The article is just as bad as the headline would indicate

“Socialism is bad because we can’t make unlimited profit through unethical exploitation.”

“Robber barons were good actually, they’re actually Compassionate for keeping you in abject poverty for their benefit by marginally making the Poor’s life slightly more efficient.”

“Cruelty isn’t letting people starve in the streets by the millions, true cruelty is a small handful of people not being obscenely wealthy.”

This is the “let them eat cake” of late capitalism.

“Average quality of life is improved by vast wealth inequality” factoid actually just a statistical error. Capitalist Georg, who lives in 12 mansions and eats gold for fun is an outlier and should not have been counted

kryptonians:

existentialterror:

airydisc:

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

this emoji was present during the writing of Revelation in the bible

centali:

gendergenius:

boppinrockin:

i am on the FLOOR

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

what the FUCK bitchard?