They are on a date. Leave them
Cinematic parallels
Misty is confirmed queer
1. Described as a tomboy
2. Her entire gym is full of girls in bikinis
3. Her gym is rainbow themed
y’all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit
its like you get snapped out of autopilot and suddenly everything becomes physically clearer and louder
a list of current immortals
- florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen
- keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe
- jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess
- harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s
- lorde: 1920′s flapper era
- hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE
- john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would
- paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….
I can’t stop laughing
http://rickriordan.com/2018/11/memories-from-my-tv-movie-experience/
PLEASE read his whole letter on the link he goes OFF
I looked through the notes to find the link so I could reblog with this version. Please read because it is well worth it.
Creative writing prof: You’re in control. You’re the puppet master. You control these characters – what they do, what they say, what they think–
Every writer I know: My characters stopped listening to me and now I’m 8272836 words in to a plot that went of the rails on page 3

i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE
ring ring
HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??
tag yourself-seven deadly sins
lust: lace blouses, stargazing, french pastries, whispered secrets, lovely baths, impulsive shopping, plants on a windowsill, ice cream sundaes, concerts, soft voices
sloth: oversized sweaters, dreamy sunsets, gold sunlight, doodling, sunflower fields, paint smears on clothes, the smell of tangerines, writing in a diary, vivid dreams
envy: silver necklaces, flannel shirts, sharp eyeliner, neon lights, cursive handwriting, bullet journals, leather purses, finding loose change, tired eyes, classic movies
gluttony: iced tea, cuddles, soft blankets, evening laughter, a slow dance, washi tape, tousled hair, procrastination, learning foreign words, city lights at night
wrath: killer heels, leather jackets, sewn-on patches, firm baked cookies, red lipstick, 90s music, dusty book piles, pictures of clouds, fresh snow, evening drives
pride: fountains in city squares, jazz music, cozy apartments, turtleneck sweaters, smokey eyes, acoustic songs, pastel colors, strawberries, nostalgia, improv comedy
greed: glossy makeup, enamel pins, 2am texts, charm bracelets, denim jackets, calligraphy, classic movies, vintage mirrors, wax sealed envelopes, good grades











