Max Armenta's Archive

napoleonhatepage:

Musicals are weird. For example, I watched Les Mis on a whim 6 years ago and now I’m a socialist.

janeandthehivequeen:

Do y’all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

mamoru:

explanatorypower:

quite-quirksome:

mamoru:

good homeopathy: i use lavender because it smells nice and helps me sleep

bad homeopathy: i use lavender and it smells so nice that i stop getting vaccinated

good homeopathy: increasing fruit and green leafy vegetables in my child’s diet might help them beat leukemia

bad homeopathy: chemotherapy drugs are full of toxic chemicals so I’m gonna cleanse my child with this tea for 2 weeks

Yall sound like elitist assholes who spend more time judging people they dont know than they do researching substances

I am terminally ill and venting about salespeople that try to scam me and my friends at medical conventions but go off

winterizedt51b:

the reason why the smugglers in star wars are the good guys and the bounty hunters are the bad guys is bc ppl who rebel against authority are dope and ppl who help the cops are lame

donald-trump-official:

Politics in the 1990’s: the president got a blow job and we impeached him for it

Politics, now: the president wants his attorney general to investigate the special counsel appointed to investigate the president for firing the head of the FBI while they were investigating him. Meanwhile congress is nowhere to be found

swanstarks:

somebody: hates on detective pikachu

me: