fakeseinfeldplots:

When fakeseinfeldplots blurs the line between reality and parody

thebootydiaries:

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work

west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land

slimes-on-you:

thebuttkingpost:

spacepearl:

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

That was this year?

officialsporkintheroad:

Mrs. Bennet: Mr. Bennet! Tell her! Tell her she must marry Mr. Collins!

Mr. Bennet: Lizzie. From this day on, you will be a stranger to one of your parents. You will never see your mother again if you do not marry Mr. Collins. And you will never see me again if you do.

Mrs. Bennet:

tami-taylors-hair:

Theresa May is trash, but David Cameron proposing Brexit and then abruptly quitting when his bluff is called and then the Torries putting a woman in charge of the fiasco might be the best example of the glass cliff in action I’ve ever seen.