tumblr users: hey uhhh there’s a pornbot epidemic, you guys should fix that
staff: pfffffff, deal with it, chumps
app store: [removes tumblr for being chock-full of inappropriate content]
staff:
Reminds me of the time they tried to claim she grow up in *this* house and was therefore a pampered limousine liberal.
The gas-lighting here is off the charts.
And now
Why is the GOP so obsessed with Ocasio-Cortez? Why are they obsessed with a 28 year-old woman who has been elected to Congress for the first time?
We know why.
- [singular] y’all
- [plural] all y’all
3. [alternate plural] all’a y’all
4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s
5. [future tense] y’all’ll
…. everything about this is absolutely perfect
178:
this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute
“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”
“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”
“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”
“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”
“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”
“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”
“actually, reverse racism does exist.”
“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”
“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”
“niggers.”
THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE
WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY
MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.
That turned quickly 😂 🤙🏾
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