cephalotodd:

friends deep lore: the reason chandler is so bad at generally existing in the 90s/early 2000s is he actually died in 1843 of lead poisoning and now he’s been reanimated by dark wizard ross (a homophobe) and the only way to break free of his curse of living undead is to find love. luckily he shares a flat with friendly modern man joey who teaches him the ways of the world and maybe, just maybe, he also teaches him the meaning of love. 200k, slowburn, fisting

wonderwomangrad:

Life problems I anticipated as a child:

– quicksand
– ghosts

Life problems I did NOT anticipate as a child:

– the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.

peteseeger:

afloweroutofstone:

goldentot:

Ah.

Leviathan is an absolutely awesome name for a child though

smalltownantifa:

goblincourse:

shamelesslyunladylike:

aohkii:

also like totally not excited for the oncoming “boys can wear makeup and not be gay” garbage just as we had to experience “girls can have shaved heads and wear flannel and not be lesbians” like who gives a fuck if someone assumes you’re gay like its the worst fucking offense in history lmao 

Also, people look gay on purpose so other gay people can find them. Straight girls were jealous of our practical, comfortable AND sexy style, so they stole it, called it “boyfriend” and now they get super pissy because some unaware girl lesbian-nodded at them.

If you choose to dress in stuff traditionally associated with gay people and a gay person mistakes you for one of us, that’s on you, and you don’t get to feel offended. You are the fucker who’s jamming our gaydar on purpose. Suck it up.

Straight people stole our culture and fashion and also got all the credit for it lol

Gay people : come up with ways for us to notice each other in public

Straight people, trying to copy that look: wow why do all these girls/boys keep trying to hit on me im not some h*m*

quasi-normalcy:

theauspolchronicles:

I’m so goddamn mad that oil companies have known climate change is real for decades and did everything to stop people from acting on it. I want to burn their offices down. I want to throw their CEOs into a fucking pit. The world is being destroyed because some filthy rich fucks saw the end coming and figured making money off it was better than saving it. That’s pure evil, plain and simple.

Exxon knew about climate change almost 40 years ago and took steps to suppress the evidence

Likewise Shell.

This isn’t a conspiracy theory, this is a documented historical fact, and people’s heads should literally be rolling for it.