nurse-peach:

narwhaled:

nurse-peach:

if your neighborhood looks like this you need to paypal me $100

this is an average looking neighbourhood wym

paypal.me/nursepeach

angelxhoney:

Listen, Twilight could have been completely solved if they had just chosen a college over the Grand Forks high school. Like? Y’all look 18 forever? I know college seniors who look 16, it’s cool. They don’t eat? Man we’re poor too, y’all don’t see me eat ever. Y’all glitter in the sunlight? It’s cool I went to a rave once too, that glitter shit it hard to get off. Like c’mon. Why would you wanna be in high school for a milenia anyways.

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

phoneus:

boarofthenorth100:

Yes, come on in!

Ok

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

You Have A Lovely Hombe

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

Go on.

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

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pepsi-mann-deactivated20181205:

I made this after working Black Friday

kaijutegu:

please, I am begging you, PLEASE look at this extremely good image my friend just texted me

moonlandingwasfaked:

neopuff:

boogeymed:

if you’re not cyborg from teen titans and you say booyah you should straight up die

twunkmichaelmell:

when people yell at retail workers/waitstaff/etc. for no reason