mischiefissirius:

being gay is way more fun when you have someone to be gay with

i think most people are interpreting this as wanting a partner, but also being gay is way better when you have a bunch of gay friends

“But if we let kids vote, they’ll just vote for their favorite celebrity.”

You mean the same way adults voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ronald Reagan, Jesse Ventura, and Donald Trump?

Why do you want a lesbian production of everything

goldenagc:

goldenagc:

Why wouldn’t I want a lesbian production of everything

Update: lesbian Oklahoma! complete ✔️✔️✔️

sunfortune:

katniss in book 3: my childrens playground is built on dead bodies and bones, i never wanted children but peeta convinced me, i will never heal from what happened to me. the end

me reading that shit at 15:

fae-neo:

ohnoagremlin:

gahdamnpunk:

AND a race one since the most affected regions will be
Africa, Asia and Oceania

as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*.

the way capitalism interacts with the pharmaceutical industry is FUCKED

oliverpaulot:

i am SO SICK of unhappy endings. idk about anyone else but the #1 reason i like fiction is because everything can always work out no matter how bad it is. “what if the good guys lost” shut up. you are so fucking boring. give me happy endings or give me nothing

my-thyla-my-captain:

Me:

My sleep deprived brain: each morning i wake up i–DIE, SOMETIMES I WISH I’D NEVER BEEN BORN AT–all we hear is radio gaga, radi–OOOOOH WON’T YOU TAKE ME HOME–tonight, i’m gonna have myself a real good time, I feel–ALIVE, KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, IT’LL TAKE YOU ALL YOUR TIME AND MONEY TO KEEP ME–satisfied, how long can you stand the heat? Out the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the–BEAT EM JOIN EM, YOU BETTER DO IT CAUSE IT MAKES YOU–feel inside, in the meantime I’ll ask you to be–MY MOTORBIKE UNTIL I’M READY (ready Freddie?) FOR A CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED–love with my car, got a feel for my automobile. get a grip on my–BOY MAKE A BIG NOISE PLAYING IN THE STREETS GONNA BE A BIG MAN SOMEDAY YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE YOU BIG DISGRACE WAVING–your lies you’re so self-satisfied, I don’t need you! god knows!! God knows I want to–RIDE MY BICYCLE I WANT TO RID E M Y BI KE, I–want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it–NOW IM HERE, NOW IM THERE, IM JUST–a challenge before the whole human race and I ain’t gonna lose! We are the champions, my–FRIENDS WILL BE FRIENDS!! RIGHT TILL THE EEEEEEND!!!!