commandtower-solring-go:

charlesoberonn:

roar104:

fiyabwal:

sindri42:

xxxtictacion:

After 5 years it’s super slow

It’s got proprietary tires that don’t fit on anything else and shred themselves every hundred miles

also it’s only compatible with about 40% of roads

Radio has no speakers and only works with specialized bluetooth headset

There’s only one button to control everything on the center console and a tiny ass touchscreen

You need to buy a special accessory if you want to open the door and sit down at the same time.

Costs more than your house and will outsell everyone

geekandmisandry:

reverseracism:

Wild Ride

Fatal Attraction (1987)

Fascist: I’m gonna chain myself here until you give me a platform!
Twitter: ✔️ Read 5:13 PM

OPEN RP

starwarsgraphictee:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

kaiserbeamz:

choicespecsgalvantula:

Would you care for a free lollipop?

Would I?!

Would you?

Would I!?

Would you?!

Ẅ̴̨̰͚̟̤̅̓̀͌͆̇̈̎ͅǫ̴̢̳͙͈͍̰͇́̀̄̈̎͜͝ͅu̸̢̘̦̩̠̭̿̈́̆́̋͗̇l̷̨̛̥͔̠̳̯̘̹͎̎̀̐͑͑͊͒̋̍͘̕̚d̷̨͇͚̲͈̈́̄̏̈́͊̀̀̆̽̔̍́ ̵̧̧̰͖̻̻̞̘̖̳̤͌́͗̎̆̾͛̾̈̅͗̿́͠͝I̵̢̨̛̯̯͔̜̠̬͐̃͋͆̔͂́̃̀͑̆̚͠͝!̶̧̢̡̛͔̥̮̱̉̇͊̆̊̐̃̀͝?̸̧̛̩̝̫̰̟̫͕͖̦̾̀̚̚

W͙̤̬̼͇͚͔̮͍̲͔̘̹͜͡ͅÒ͕̭̗̞͖̤̹̘͈͔̬͙͖̥̀͢U̶̡̲̩̺̟͕̭̖̮̲͡L̝͖̺̲̺̩͚̲̙̠̟̺͖͚̯̘̺͟͟ͅḐ̟͈͎̥̤́͘͝ ̢̢́͠͏̣̝͓̱͙Y̛͔̱̫͍̲̲̻͎͈̤̦̠̜͡Ó̷̼̮̥̖͎͍̭̜̘͍̭̦̼͘͟͜U̡͞͞͞҉̜̼̱̖̟?̫͙̹̤̘͔͉̗̖̝͎̜͞͞͠!͍̩̗͔̯̘̗͓̦̟̱̝͕̟͎͚͠

….would I what?

Would you care for a free lollipop?

Would I?!

RADDA RADDA

Yes. I would. Thank you.

I haven’t seen the episode where this is from, but I have no doubt in my mind it went exactly like that.

guitarthezangoose:

a e s t h e t i c c

seaofolives:

knockoffs-and-bootlegs:

brutus before he stabs caesar: orange you glad to see me

ramen-hamster:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

umiko-hitara:

poisonpawz:

zftw:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one

and another

and one more for the road

this wont end well

animatedamerican:

buzzfeed:

anxietyproblem:

This still image was created by a Japanese neurology professor Yamamoto, and he told the instructions below:
If its not moving, or just moving a little, you are healthy and has slept well.
If its moving slowly, you are a bit stressed or tired
If its moving continuously, you are over-stressed

This illustration was created by Yurii Perepadia, a 50-year-old graphic designer and illustrator from Ukraine who told BuzzFeed News that everything written in the caption above is a lie.

“I drew this optical illusion in Adobe Illustrator on September 26, 2016. To create it, I used the effect of Akioshi Kitaoka. This is a white and black stroke on a colored background, which sets in motion the focus of vision and it seems to a person that the details of the image are moving. Japanese psychotherapist Yamamoto Hashima has nothing to do with this picture. Moreover, Yamamoto Hashima does not really exist. Google to help.”