osha-watt:

ommanyte:

Well, at least we still have Mario-presenting nipples

OH COME ON

azzandra:

bananonbinary:

bananonbinary:

bumbleshark:

sneakyfeets:

a-perplexing-puzzle:

sneakyfeets:

pipersgay:

step one: 

artemis fowl movie:

failed step one

The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked

The casting call described him as what now

last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child

“emotional intelligence” artemis fowl literally would rather die than express an emotion

im pretty sure he actually has on multiple occassions

im reblogging this again because i just remembered that artemis fowl hates being a Human Being With Feelings so much that he emotionally and mentally devastated *several* psychologists so badly that they gave up the profession, just because he didn’t want to admit that his father being declared dead and his mother falling into severe untreated mental illness such that she couldn’t recognize him on most days might, maybe, have upset him a little.

They really Percy Jackson’d this franchise, huh?

mjalti:

emotionally I’m in crisis bc I don’t know which one I believe is more truthful… this is like coming across the two-faced god who asks you which face is lying..

lover-r:

gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor

tariqah:

tariqah:

tariqah:

Does anyone remember the time George H.W. Bush puked all over the Japanese prime minister’s lap???

Barbara Bush trying to protect the grace that the Bush family never had to begin with

YES

artemisiagentileschi:

film teacher: you can write about anything for your final!

me:

elizabethan-ho:

justhereforthespn:

mcdoon-everyoneelse:

Normal show lyrics: *foreshadowing* *symbolism* *shit like that*

Starkid: EVIL PLANS. WE ARE MAKING EVIL PLANS.

* Starkid: pop quiz time. Can you tell me what a portkey is? […] and what is foreshadowing? […] This is just a quiz over things you all will need to know this year- especially you *points to the audience*

As much as I totally love this joke, Starkid is actually amazing at foreshadowing, symbolism, and shit like that. Don’t believe me, rewatch AVPS and see how many references to the surprise twist you missed. They just don’t bother using foreshadowing for stuff that they know the audience already knows (like stuff from the original canon)