candyredterezii:

grim-anatomist:

When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)

someone : Unfollow me if you don’t reblog this

The rebel in me: not rebloging and not unfollowing

freddieandersen:

survivablyso:

awed-frog:

emmersdrawberry:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

A true warrior queen has risen

C h o s e n

I want her to be in charge of everything, just like the Lady intended.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/09/05/girl-pulls-sword-from-legendary-lake-of-king-arthurs-excalibur_a_23197937/

to clarify, these are two different young girls pulling two different swords from two different lakes, about a year apart. strange women in ponds will continue to distribute swords

fartgallery:

*at a bar*

bartender: this is from the gentleman over there

girl: this is a plant

me [shouting from across the bar]: just wanted to say aloe