thenixkat:

phony-time-traveler:

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?

scriptureofashes:

Bucky Barnes sees a fucking raccoon firing a machine gun while cackling like a maniac and instead of losing his shit he just shrugs, picks it up and spins it around Mary Poppins style

killuo:

sneasels:

Things confirmed in today’s Smash Bros Direct

• Ken (Street Fighter)
• Incineroar (Pokemon)
• Spirits (Replacement for Trophies that augment gameplay.)
• Masahiro Sakurai’s Pleas for Freedom Once Again Falling on Deaf Ears (Unending Torment)
• Adventure Mode

pitstain:

ONCE SHULK SAW HIS VISION HE GAVE KIRBYS WARP STAR A SPEED BOOST WITH HIS MONADO. NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND SHULK IS BEST BOY AND SO IS KIRBY I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK. SONIC SLOWED DOWN TO TRY AND HELP PIKACHU. PALUTENA TRIED TO BUY TIME FOR PIT AND DARK PIT. WHAT THE FUCK IM SOBBING,,,

tharook:

tharook:

imanaires:

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?