Snappy noir one-liners for Detective Pikachu to use:

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-That dame is more two faced than a Girafarig at a masquerade party
-She had more legs on her than a bug type gym
-His mind’s more twisted than the dimensions in a Trick Room
-The whole affair had me more confused than a roomful of Zubats
-At that moment, I needed him like I needed an Earthquake to face
-They call him the Shedinja… cause no one can touch him

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