ddeeric:

ddeeric:

My coworker is a fucking idiot I was trying to tell him about the kinda stuff I find attractive so I drew a diagram of a cute girl with a pudgy tummy and thick thighs and realistic body hair and he was like “I’m not into all that but look at this” and he showed me his phone background of some underage Anime girl squishing her boobs together I’ve completely given up on him

The kicker is that he’s shown me that boring Anime girl like 20 times already like he thinks it’s the hottest thing ever. He said something like “if you can draw me a girl like THIS I’ll love you” and I’m like “imma keep it real with u cheif. No”