eldritchsandwich:

cheskamouse:

quatorz:

wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

A friend of mine who worked leather had this leather conditioner that he used for sunburn that he swore worked fantastically.  My face must have displayed my disbelief.  He just shrugged and said: ‘skin is just leather waiting to happen’.  

“Skin is just leather waiting to happen.”

I am impressed by how this managed to get creepier