wishyroses:

wishyroses:

wishyroses:

wishyroses:

I wish make up companies would cool it with the weird sexual products. Today I purchased a mascara called Perversion and the box said I might need a safe word. Like, I love the mascara, but I don’t need it to be into BDSM.

Thanks.

Oh yeah, and a month or so ago when I was trying to purchase a nice eyeshadow palette for my little cousin, I had the hardest time finding a palette that didn’t have raunchy or suggestive eyeshadow names. I have never once bought an eyeshadow because I like the name of it. I have, however, put an eyeshadow palette back on the shelf because one of the shades was called “slut”.

It just isn’t necessary.

Better than sex mascara

Orgasm blush

Perversion mascara

Naked palette

Today I saw a lipstick named deepthroat.

And that’s just off the top of my head IT’S ANNOYING.

So anyways I just bought an eyeshadow pallete that was called “Mermaid kitten” and I’m so hyped… so maybe rethink your marketing scheme, guys.