blame-my-muses:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

tentadog:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

tentadog:

ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside

yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right

you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right

YALL

YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM 

RIGHT?

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.

because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame 

I have officially stopped giving one single shit about any new media set in the wizarding world. This is the end. It is dead to me, and its author with it. Now, all we have are our treasured memories of the good old days.