biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

graybloodwood:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

krystalprism:

All the Greek gods either ace or pan. And not even regular ace or pan, but extreme. Like ace, will not tolerate any love or affection what so ever, even as friends, and pan, attracted to literally everything. Like you see that goat? Zeus fucked that goat. And that rock over there? He probably fucked it too.

there is nothing hyperbolic in this post 

…I wish I could find an exception. Hera maybe?

she’s demi and she hates everyone