dare-i-say-asexual:

so let me get this straight kermit gets to date and then marry miss piggy (with multiple shows, movies, comics, etc. revolving around their romance) and then divorces her only to them get a new girlfriend, but bert and ernie can’t be husbands because all of a sudden muppets “don’t have sexual orientations?” hm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔