lady: I’ll be there at 1 tomorrow.
me: okay, see you then
lady: [at 11:30] actually i can get there earlier, when are you in?
me: in about an hour [which you’ll note is before 1]
lady: okay, no problem
time: [is 2:14 and she’s not here yet]
me: what actually the fuck
she got here at 2:35, which i will take as further proof that the universe makes things happen when i complain because it wants me to shut the hell up