nyquildriver:

nyquildriver:

lady: I’ll be there at 1 tomorrow.

me: okay, see you then

lady: [at 11:30] actually i can get there earlier, when are you in?

me: in about an hour [which you’ll note is before 1]

lady: okay, no problem

time: [is 2:14 and she’s not here yet]

me: what actually the fuck

she got here at 2:35, which i will take as further proof that the universe makes things happen when i complain because it wants me to shut the hell up

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