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Rick Riordan Characters as things I’ve said/done pt 2 because things happen I guess

• Percy- art is dead and god is a lie so let’s go skinny dipping
• Annabeth- It’s not my fault you bitches need to eat and sleep
• Jason- One day I’m just gonna dissappear into the forest and become a cryptid
• Piper- The only reason I haven’t punched you in the face is because I just did my nails
• Leo- a bitch is gonna burn some shit down
• Frank- being human is so exhausting
• Hazel- when asked how dreams work magic or some shit
• Nico- when boyfriend kisses me on the cheek that’s gay
• Will- The bisexual agenda is defeating your enemies while queen plays in the background
• Reyna- kicks open door sup bitches
• Magnus- sleeps for 23 hours
• Alex- genders are for pussys
• Sam- walks out of the room backwards while flipping everyone off
• Carter- if you think I’m gonna stay til three in the morning to to catch the first episode you’re right please stop judging me
• Sadie- a bitch just wants coffee