centali:

fuck ancient aliens and fuck everyone who believes in that fucking shit. you got to be so momentously fucking idiotic to believe fucking aliens came the mcfuck down from the mcfuckin sky to help us build fucking pyramids for LEGITIMATELY NO APPARENT BENEFIT FOR THEMSELVES, and ultimately DISREGARDING the work of a millennial or two worth of various historians, archeologists, anthropologists, and scientists because!!!! THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY HUMANS WERE SMART ENOUGH TO MOVE BIG ASS ROCKS AROUND AND MAKE PYRAMIDS BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO PRIMITIVE!!!!!

bitch evolutionary speaking your thick skulled, and knuckle dragging shit ass self was just as smart as anyone from ten thousand fucking years ago, and anyone (WHO IS MCFUCKING HUMAN BY THE WAY) who actually fucking made those structures is smarter than whatever dickass intelligence u have.

not to say aliens don’t exist, but there is absolutely zero fucking solid fucking cement evidence to suggest aliens fucking came from space and helped us move a giant fucking rock, you dimwit. that shit is unknowable as of now, perhaps humans of the future are able to progress to a point to make sense of it because of advances of sciences. but as of now, we aren’t able to determine any were involved.

like honestly, duke dumbass, if a greek philosopher stuck his dick in two different points of the earth and measured the distance between where his dick was and where his dick is now, and then determine the entire circumference of the fucking earth, i’m fairly fucking certain a bunch of humans can get together, determine the mathematics it would take to place pyramids perfectly, and then move. fucking. ROCKS.

but despite

decades

centuries

millennial

of research, oral histories, primary sources, archeological findings

it’s still easy for you to dismiss such research

because a motherfucking triangle can ONLY be explained

with

aliens

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU.