tscosi characters as john mulaney quotes

wordmage-girl:

Arkady: You’re never too young to learn our national ‘no snitching’ policy.

Violet: I have had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Sana: Something happened here. You hope it’s a miracle, but probably not.

Krejjh: I though I would be dead with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.

Brian: Ah, numbers. The letter of math.

Alvy Connors: I try to stay optimistic, even though I must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.

Agent Park: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Agent McCabe: No! In fact, we’re going to frame you for murder!