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Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass

What a life

Do centaurs graze

Can u just catch a centaur grabbing that green shit from the ground and shoving it into thier mouth hole

Majestic

centaurs do not graze. their human faces are not designed for chomping cellulose all day. from this we can infer that they have an omnivorous digestive system to match, and thus a narrower abdomen than horses. centaurs are sleek, deadly consumers of everything but grass

unless they have an extra horse head growing out the human tummy in which case all bets are off

actually, every single reply to this post is either wrong or a coward, so here’s my nuclear take

@drferox this seems relevant to your interests.

Also, more terrifying horse-like creatures for your blog.

I had to stop and think about this, because it’s not completely terrible.

I don’t know what the arms are doing, maybe they’re tentacles, but the eyes are functionally on a stalk, kind of like a snail, and the ‘human mouth’ may be for breathing only, so it’s functionally a nostril. These mobile sensory appendages means the creature has a mobile vantage point to see what it’s eating, keep its nostrils away from the dirt, and might be an advantage in an aquatic environment.

Also means the brain is not necessarily in the ‘human’ head. So you could ‘decapitate’ this type of centaur and it would only be inconvenienced.

Guys just read Animorphs