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i-am-a-fish:

honey, it’s the gayest tuesday of 2018

It is still Monday you idiot

No you heccin fool, it’s midnight so it’s Tuesday

It is 11:03 you befoon

T I M E Z O N E S

I am in Texas and Texas is the best state therefore making my time zone the best time zone ever so E A T T H A T

I live in Virginia which is the state Yorktown is located in AND ITS 12:07am HERE SO BASICALLY IM RIGHT AND UR WRONG THE BATTLE OF YORKTOWN IS WHERE WE CLAIMED INDEPENDENCE AND THAT WAS FOUGHT IN VIRGINIA BUDDY PAL CHUM CHUMMY FRIEND BUD PAL FRIENDO FRIENDY FRIEND HOMESLICE BREADSLICE LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION

We have cowboys and we are the biggest state. Alaska doesn’t count.

…we have the ocean like right there. It’s just sitting there. I could probably ride my bike to the ocean if I was determined enough.

We do too. Also we have better garlic bread

Fuck. How dare you. HhhhWE HAVE MOTHMAN

Mothman sucks. And I’m just stateing facts.

You hurt his feelings. Apologize. Now.

That devil needs no apologizes.

That’s it, you’re grounded. Get on top of the fridge.

I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMEN YOU CANT MAKE ME

I AM YOUR F A T H E R YOUNG LADY NOW APOLOGIZE TO MOTHMAN OR YOU ARE GROUNDED FROM LIVING AND WILL HAVE TO ONLY EAT DIRT FOR TIL COLLEGE

YOU CANT CONTROL ME I WILL BE FREE

YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR TIL COLLEGE

WHAT IF IM NOT GOING TO COLLEGE

THEN YOU WILL SUFFER

Yeah you win. Sorry Mothman for being the best thing to ever happen to you.

B I T C H

Honey that’s my birth name

we’re off to a shaky start but this is still the gayest tuesday of 2018