wordmage-girl:

wordmage-girl:

I love watching men digging themselves into bigger and bigger holes

coworker: you know, lesbians –

me: *radiating bisexuality*

coworker: I don’t mean you, I mean like feminists

me: I’m a feminist

coworker: I mean that kind of feminist who reads *name of newspaper*

me: actually I read that newspaper

coworker: yeah but like, vegans

me: oh no, vegans suck

coworker: *sigh of relief*