thebootydiaries:

ya-olo:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

i almost broke my neck 

if one more soggy toilet paper roll tries to convince me im being oppressed i will personally send you a frozen turkey so that your mom can cook it and you can eat it and then you can watch it go through your entire digestive tract since your head is conveniently shoved so far up your ass that you have a great view of your colon

Religion is actually oppression though so