in 1999 it was illegal for anyone in the united states national security agency to own a furby or for furbies to be present on nsa property
i wouldn’t lie about this.
this thing was thought to have the power to destroy the u.s. government from the inside out
me: oh my god please tell me it’s because they thought the furbies would learn the words they heard and spill national security secrets
me, cackling: yesssssssss
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