emberglows:

i ever tell y’all about that time i:

-went to florida and stayed in an elderly retirement compound

-and went to Bingo Night

-and every time O 66 was called a lady would ring a bell and i asked why and another lady beside me crossed herself and said “to ward off the devil, child!!”

-but then

-her husband

-looked around with narrowed eyes, leaned in and whispered conspiratorially, “to ward off Order 66, in my opinion”

..because i had never met another star wars fan so SPECTACULARLY in my entire life, lemme tell ya folks