theawesomeadventurer:

awkward-but-alive:

theawesomeadventurer:

theawesomeadventurer:

I usually try not to kill spiders who come on “my land” considering spiders haven’t even been educated on what private property is

spider: I thought you rented?

me: *sweats*

You are never more than 5 feet away from a spider…

but I only have two feet….