what i imagine arizona to be like

starxapple:

heyguysitseve:

vexov:

some guy to his neighbor: tom, you need to help me! there’s a coyote in my home going by my name watching my tv with my wife and kids
tom: i know, jim. we like him better now and we call him new jim. he’s replaced you and you will be sacrificed to appease the cactus gods, as is the arizona way

@starxapple

this is it